Ode to Stun Master Stun Guns; the Best Stun Guns In The World

Stun guns are an extremely effective means of self-defense. stun devices are also a much safer and humane alternative to traditional means of self-defense like handguns. Stun Master stun guns have been a leader in the stun device industry for almost thirty years and I can’t think of a better way to honor this company’s dedication to protecting innocent civilians than with this poem that I wrote…


Ode To Stun Master Stun Guns
By Carl Vouer


Stun Master stun guns, leader of the pack,

You keep me from being the victim of an attack.

For over thirty years you’ve been helping to save lives,

Helping protect the innocent is where this company thrives.

A stun device is such a better choice than a gun or a knife,

Because with those instruments one can often take a life.

A stun device is great because it is humane,

And they are so effective it just seems to me insane

To choose a different weapon when looking for self-defense

Will never make to me even the least bit of sense.

They are also much more affordable then is a gun,

And in rough economic times being broke is not fun.

A lot of people are unclear about how these things work,

They think it’s all about just shocking some poor jerk.

But what actually occurs is slightly more complex

They are designed to subdue an attacker and always to protect,

But they do it in a way that leaves no permanent effects.

Another thing to consider is this unique little fact

These things are effective even on those high on crack.

The gun works by disrupting signals to the attacker’s brain

But does so without really causing all that much pain.

Stun Master devices are ideal for so many,

Seniors and women and those trying to save a penny.

They are intended for those that will use it for good

And only in self-defense like everyone should.

So if you are someone that hates being jacked

Or robbed or mugged or beaten and smacked,

Then do the right thing and equip yourself with one.

But don’t settle for less than the best for this gun

And get a Stun Master device upon which you can rely

And know that Stun Master’s loyalty to you will never die.



Are you misty eyed yet? That was a beautiful poem about a wonderful company that’s been helping innocent people defend themselves for almost 30 years now and I wouldn’t trust any other brand for my own personal protection.



Stay Safe,



Carl Vouer



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