Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Stun Master Stun Guns Are Probably Endorsed By Walker Texas Ranger

Listen, I don’t actually know Mr. Walker or whether or not he actually has an endorsement deal from the makers of Stun Master stun guns but I can only assume that he does. I mean just look at the swagger. If you can even look at it without going blind from the awesomeness. The guy knew he could handle any situation. He knew in his heart that the bad guys out there were just buying a one-way ticket to Hurtsville, U.S.A. if they crossed him. Walker was all man, Partner.




What could instill that kind of confidence in an individual? That sense of security? Well, you keep guessing because I know full well he must have had on him a Stun Master stun gun. He had a way to protect himself and not have to do it in a fashion that might prove lethal. Walker was badder than a rattlesnake but deep down he cared for his fellow man and didn’t want to cause serious injury, paralysis or possible death if it wasnt completely neccesary. He knows he just wouldn’t have that choice of deciding life or death using his firearm or his patented backward roundhouse kick to the think-tank.



The man knew that he had the ability to stop even the most vicious and savage of attackers by merely touching them with a small handheld device. And that even after doing so he did not have to worry about sending the man off to the morgue or most likely even a hospital. He would instead send him off to jail where scum like that belong.



So yes, because of my undying admiration for Walker Texas Ranger (and obvious legal reasons) I can not say whether or not the man is actually endorsed by Stun Master. Only that he certainly should be. Although if you think about it The Total Gym has got to be eating up some precious Stun Master stun guns endorsement time.



Stay Safe.



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